2011-04-24
2011-04-18
April April!
- Can you please state how old you are? said defense lawyer.
- I am 86 years old, said the little lady.
- Tell me now, in your own words what happened the evening of 1 April 2009.
- Yes, I was sitting there on the porch, the lady said, when my young neighbor came and sat next to me. He told me that he liked older women and that I was very sexy. He started to rub my thigh.
- Did you stop him? asked defense lawyer.
- No, I did not, "said the little lady.
- Why not?
- It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died 30 years ago.
- And then?
- He started fondling my breasts.
- Did you stop him?
- No, I did not.
- Why not?
- His rubbing made me feel all warm all over, I have not felt this good in years.
- What happened then? asked defense lawyer.
- I felt so excited that I just put myself down and said:
- Take me, young man, take me!
- Well, he took you?
- Hell, no! He just yelled, "April, April!" And that's when I shot that bastard.
- Tell me now, in your own words what happened the evening of 1 April 2009.
- Yes, I was sitting there on the porch, the lady said, when my young neighbor came and sat next to me. He told me that he liked older women and that I was very sexy. He started to rub my thigh.
- Did you stop him? asked defense lawyer.
- No, I did not, "said the little lady.
- Why not?
- It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died 30 years ago.
- And then?
- He started fondling my breasts.
- Did you stop him?
- No, I did not.
- Why not?
- His rubbing made me feel all warm all over, I have not felt this good in years.
- What happened then? asked defense lawyer.
- I felt so excited that I just put myself down and said:
- Take me, young man, take me!
- Well, he took you?
- Hell, no! He just yelled, "April, April!" And that's when I shot that bastard.
//Darth Vader
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