John had been sitting in a bar and taken a couple of drinks and felt it was time to go home. It proved more difficult than he thought, for time and time again he tumbled to the ground.
- Ok then I'll just lie here for awhile, 'said John to himself, thinking that it will be better soon..
After half an hour he tried again, but his legs did not carry him, so he crawled out into the street. Perhaps the fresh air to make sure he sobered up a bit. But no! Then he tumbled again.
- Oh eh god damn, well then I’ll crawl home, thought John.
Back home, he made another valiant attempt to get up, but he pulled straight up on the hall carpet.
So it was to crawl into bed. Luckily his wife was asleep and did not notice anything.
The day after she asked:
- Were there many Drinks at the pub yesterday?
- Oh no! I ate only one meal and had a beer, said John. How so?
- They called from the pub, wondering when you plan to pick up your wheelchair ...
//Darth Vader
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